haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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