He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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