She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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