mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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