the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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