whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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