So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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