I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
How naked do you want me to be?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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