Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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