quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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