Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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