these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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