this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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