I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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