We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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