Porn is love you can see.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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