last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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