Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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