im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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