he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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