youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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