He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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