Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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