And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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