What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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