if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She's JV to your varsity
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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