plz talk dirty to me
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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