marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
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what?
penguin condom
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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