Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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