She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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