we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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