you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I'm having to shit out rocks
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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