I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize