Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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