I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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