I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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