you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize