So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
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its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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