what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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