No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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