Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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