this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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