And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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