He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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