it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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