So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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