the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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