Are we in a gay sports bar?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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