well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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