and she was petting her beer can
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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